Well, it’s the 21st day of shoe month. I’m twenty blogs in (I missed last Sunday), and here’s where I have to admit, this is f***ing hard work! When I decided that I would blog something about my shoes every day in May, I thought it would be a piece of cake. Frankly, I’m not usually short […]
May 15, 2009
Fly Buys Cooler
There was a challenge on the noticeboard at work, asking “How do we make Fly Buys cooler?” This was my team’s response: Fly Buys Cooler 1 part Vodka 1 part Cointreau 1 Berocca Performance Cranberry Juice I’ve just mixed up a pitcher and we’re about to try it. … …Mmmmm…. Bracing. I think I need […]
May 12, 2009
My lovely assistant…
Check out my tan boots, photographed from the feature angle (i.e. from behind) by my lovely assistant Hannah. What I really should do is put up a pic of my lovely assistant Hannah – she’s very cute – but she’s gone home for the day, and I’m pretty sure it’s good etiquette to ask before you […]
May 11, 2009
Do my feet look fat in these?
After my near-naked trapse on the internet in my jandals yesterday (surely the foot equivalent of appearing in a thong), I felt the need to cover up today – hence the red ankle boots under conservative pants. The pedal nudity worked however. Wow! Up to 177 twitter followers today. 65 of them are diet gurus. 80 are […]
May 8, 2009
Please don’t leave me foot fetish guy!
YAY! Today I got my first foot fetish follower on Twitter! At last, shoe month is succeeding! Come out of the woodwork all ye weird-ass fetishists. I want the blog posts, key words, status updates and tweets to work. Sadly, my FFF will be woefully disappointed with the tatty yellow sneakers I’m wearing today. So sorry – it’s casual […]
May 6, 2009
My younger amour…
Today I have on my F***-me boots. I wasn’t going to call them that, but Madge greeted me this morning with ‘I see you’re wearing your…’ (thanks Madge). But, now that you mention it… Anyway, I wore the boots in honour of my car. I got these boots and my car in […]
May 1, 2009
These boots are made for _ _ _ king* (complete as desired)
I have just taken possession of an outrageous pair of boots from Ultra Shoes. It took me six weeks to pay for these boots. They were expensive. I don’t mean obscenely expensive – as in equal to the GDP of a small third-world country, but the price I paid could have fed a child in […]