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Archive for July, 2009

July 29, 2009

The secret handshake for the mile high club

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A couple of weeks ago, right after I had strained my muscles and my dignity trying pole dancing, I met my friend John* for dinner.  John was visiting from Perth, and I had not seen him for a good 10 years, so we had a lot of catching up to do. Over a wine or […]

July 14, 2009

The beginners guide to sex simulation

  Owwwww.  I hurt.  My shoulders hurt, my wrists hurt, the joints of my fingers hurt.  My sides hurt – but thank goodness, only when I breathe.  I have a wide blue bruise flourishing on the outside of my right thigh. Was I beaten up this weekend?  Nope.  These injuries were sustained while pole dancing.  Yes, pole dancing.  The […]

July 6, 2009

It’s a Pandemic folks

Last week at a briefing, the Minister of Civil Defence, The Hon. John Carter, was heard speaking about the ‘Influential Pandemic’.  I’m not making this up – I couldn’t make something this good up!  What I want to know, is how do I catch Influentia?  I don’t need a serious dose of it – just a […]

Good grief!…

This just in courtesy of Stuff and The University of Buffalo Psychology Department… “People who are sensitive about their looks and concerned about being rejected because of them are more likely to be interested in cosmetic surgery than those who are less sensitive.” …errr…  Am I missing something here?  Do we really need to conduct […]

July 2, 2009

Adapt or die…

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There are many tragedies going on in the world today, and for the most part, I find I am momentarily sad about them when I hear, and then real life distracts me and I get over it and move on.  But today, I have been sad all day.  ‘What could have saddenned you, oh perenially […]

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