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June 9, 2009

Shoe Month – the stats

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Well, shoe month is over and it was a HUGE SUCCESS!!!!  Nah… not really.  That’s just marketing hyperbole (i.e. lying).  The month was sporadically interesting.  I connected with some great people, and a much larger number of fuckwits.  I wore all my shoes.  Did not acquire any new footwear.  I got 3 pedicures to keep up appearances. […]

May 26, 2009

The shoes are speed demons Your Honour!

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Before I start, if you’re looking for 10 SURE-FIRE TIPS FOR GETTING LAID, it’s a couple of posts down. The shoes I’m wearing today are definitely not the highest pair of heels I have, but they are the most precipitous.  This means they are the steepest shoes I own (in the literal sense, not the […]

May 25, 2009

10 sure-fire tips for getting laid

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On Friday night I wore these rubber moulded flats to see comedian Danny Bhoy perform.  Danny Bhoy’s schtik is to make fun of his failure to attract women.  He claims to have been single for 3… no wait 4… World Cups.  This is a lie for comedic effect.  The truth is that Danny Bhoy gets […]

May 21, 2009

I am shtum.

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Well, it’s the 21st day of shoe month.  I’m twenty blogs in (I missed last Sunday), and here’s where I have to admit, this is f***ing hard work! When I decided that I would blog something about my shoes every day in May, I thought it would be a piece of cake.  Frankly, I’m not usually short […]

May 20, 2009

Not my shoes…

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These are not my shoes.  These shoes belong to my friend Robyn.  Quite often I would like to be in her shoes – she has a much more adventurous life than I do. Here Robyn was shooting a promotion event for the Disney Pixar movie UP.  She is hanging off 70 helium-filled balloons in a chair.  […]

May 19, 2009

The power of magic

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Today I’m wearing my magic salsa shoes.  Actually, I’m just trying them on for the picture– you can’t really wear these shoes off the dancefloor – you’ll ruin the suede soles.  My salsa shoes really are magic.  They make me dance better.  It’s not just the easy spin suede soles, or the flexible straps that […]

May 18, 2009

Spotting diamonds in the rough…

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See the black slip-on shoes I wore yesterday?  I had decided they were too conservative for me, and put them in the bag of clothes I was preparing for the Sallies. A few days later, while decorating a cake for a friend (yes, I baked), I had a brainwave.  I fished the shoes out of […]

May 16, 2009

Warning: Nudity in this post.

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I’ve decided to forego the shoes today.  I got up early, feeling a little seedy as a result of too many Fly Buys Coolers last night.  And I did wear shoes – but they were a repeat of shoes I’ve already worn this month.  So now it’s Saturday night, I’m exhausted from running around in […]

May 15, 2009

Fly Buys Cooler

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There was a challenge on the noticeboard at work, asking “How do we make Fly Buys cooler?”  This was my team’s response: Fly Buys Cooler 1 part Vodka 1 part Cointreau 1 Berocca Performance Cranberry Juice I’ve just mixed up a pitcher and we’re about to try it.  … …Mmmmm…. Bracing. I think I need […]

May 14, 2009

Helloooo Messrs Choo, Blahnik and Louboutin…

Last night, in an attempt to get shoe month going how I wanted, I became a follower of Messrs Choo, Blahnik and Louboutin on Twitter.  I figured they might follow me back and stumble onto shoe month. So far… nuthin’.  But in case you ever read this, Jimmy, Manolo or Christian (can I call you […]

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