Well, shoe month is over and it was a HUGE SUCCESS!!!! Nah… not really. That’s just marketing hyperbole (i.e. lying). The month was sporadically interesting. I connected with some great people, and a much larger number of fuckwits. I wore all my shoes. Did not acquire any new footwear. I got 3 pedicures to keep up appearances. […]
May 16, 2009
Warning: Nudity in this post.
I’ve decided to forego the shoes today. I got up early, feeling a little seedy as a result of too many Fly Buys Coolers last night. And I did wear shoes – but they were a repeat of shoes I’ve already worn this month. So now it’s Saturday night, I’m exhausted from running around in […]
May 11, 2009
Do my feet look fat in these?
After my near-naked trapse on the internet in my jandals yesterday (surely the foot equivalent of appearing in a thong), I felt the need to cover up today – hence the red ankle boots under conservative pants. The pedal nudity worked however. Wow! Up to 177 twitter followers today. 65 of them are diet gurus. 80 are […]
May 1, 2009
These boots are made for _ _ _ king* (complete as desired)
I have just taken possession of an outrageous pair of boots from Ultra Shoes. It took me six weeks to pay for these boots. They were expensive. I don’t mean obscenely expensive – as in equal to the GDP of a small third-world country, but the price I paid could have fed a child in […]