Firstly, let me apologise to those of you who have come here expecting light-hearted wit or an expose of some embarrassing exploit. I ain’t got nothin’ for you tonight. Tonight, I am tired. It’s because I haven’t slept much lately. This is not unusual. I have suffered with chronic insomnia periodically since my childhood and […]
April 23, 2009
Ode to my belly button
It’s late. I can’t sleep. I’m too tired to read. There’s only mindless crap on TV. I can’t face housework. So I’ve been lying here contemplating my navel. And I have composed an ode to it. Here it is: O’ mysterious navel, Deep and bejewelled. Have your folds many lint-seekers fantasies fuelled? Do the depths […]